thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
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I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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