If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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