Your tits are I can't wait for
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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