Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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