Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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