i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
It's blow job season.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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