He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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