She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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