I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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