you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
It's never too late to be topless.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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