I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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