im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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