Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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