You really coming over, don't trick.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Just invented taco cereal.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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