Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
She bit a glass in half.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
third nipple confirmed
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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