I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
