Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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