never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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