Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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