we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
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Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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