I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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