stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
i dont even know how to be here
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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