Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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