how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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