Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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