it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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