Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Randomize
