ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
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