your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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