you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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