3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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