I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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