So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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