He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
