have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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