how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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