Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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