they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
too bad you live with your parents still
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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