So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
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I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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