Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
try to milk me bitch
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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