we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
where am i from again
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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