dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
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FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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