Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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