if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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