yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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