Your mouth is God's brothel.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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