Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
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I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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