She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize