Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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