White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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