I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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