it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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