Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
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Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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