We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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